Mercedes Benz G Wagon vs. The Smart Car

MERCEDES BENZ G WAGON









SMART CAR







"Can-Can" this one is for you, luv!

Yesterday my friend "Fire&Ice" and I had a serious conversation about her being courted by her best friend. I know that most people strongly disagree with friends getting involved, and at times I tend to follow suit on that one. But this guy that is interested in Fire&Ice is a very respectable prospect and is unanimously a "hands down-can't pass up-girls go gaga for" catch. Now, Fire&Ice is an awesome woman (obviously because she is my friend) who can pretty much have any guy she wants (except for me, duh). So her having a 5 star guy wanting to become intimate with her is no surprise.

Here's where things get tricky. Fire&Ice and "The Guy" have been been BEST friends for more than 10 years. I mean, he is even the Godfather to her kids. They compliment each other very well and seem to get along better than Tony and Sam from "Who's The Boss." The problem is that The Guy's timing is off. Way off. Waaaaay Off....because Fire&Ice is in a serious committed relationship with a dude that I guess I approve of because she likes him.... .... .... I guess. Anyway, the more complicated part of the situation is that The Guy is currently overseas working and he probably won't be back in the U.S. for at least another 18 months. So the only thing that Fire&Ice and The Guy can really talk about is the dreaded "What if....?" conversation...

**You guys know the "What if" conversation, right? The conversation that is completely hypothetical because the realization of the "What if" possibility is nowhere near close to happening. Yeah. That "What if" conversation.

Here's the kicker. The Guy is completely pouring his heart out to Fire&Ice with the hopes that it will get her to break away from her current man and commit to him for the future. Dummie!...the douche bag has no idea that he has NO CHANCE at getting Fire&Ice to leave her man for him.

--Time Out-- We will return to this situation in a second.

Poll Question for those who are 21+ (sorry kids, you all aren't mentally mature to take part in this survey)
How important is sex in a relationship......................to a woman?
a.) 25%
b.) 50%
c.) 75%
d.) 100%
e.) 0%

Now if any of you men answered E. you should probably commit suicide by bursting a blood vessel in your brain from excessive masturbation. I only say this because you have no clue about women #ImJustSayin <----Twitter moment.
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--back to our original story--

There are some very good reasons as to why Fire&Ice will not start a relationship with The Guy

1. She has a man and is not going to jeopardize her character by breaking her commitment to him.
2. The Guy won't even be around in the North American continent until T.I. is incarcerated again (I mean doesn't he go to jail like every 2 years? #ImJustSayin <----Twitter moment again)
3. They are best friends. The next time you see your best friend, picture yourself being married to them....F O R E V E R...God no!

But, the most important reason goes back to our Poll Question. Sex is very important to a woman when it comes to her relationship. I may not have an exact percentage on it but I am certain that is at least 65% important. And with Fire&Ice sex is, with my most educated guess, 72% important (though she probably won't agree with that number).

So why is this a reason that she will not get with The Guy you ask?

Here Fire&Ice's quote on that subject..."It's is The Guy's equipment...it doesn't do the job that I need it to do." To be more specific, she said that on the subject of a cock measuring contest of between Her Man vs. The Guy...
"it's like comparing a MERCEDES BENZ G WAGON to a SMART CAR"

OUCH! PAIN! TERRIBLE! OMG! WTF! DEVISTATING! DEATH!

#HIGHLANDER #HIGHLANDER #HIGHLANDER #EPICFAIL <-----Twitter moment again ** follow me http://twitter.com/sonny_vega

That was the worst dick reference I have ever heard I woman say about a man and the fact that she said that about her BEST FRIEND probably makes it even more horrible.
But, I don't blame her and here is why....

Final Poll Question to all women (even the under 21 year olds can answer this one)
If you had a dick choice between one of the following car makers, which would you choose?
a.) Toyota
b.) Honda
c.) Kia
d.) Ford
e.) Mercedes

Now ladies, if you answered E., then that means sex is very important to your relationship. In fact it is probably at least 72% important, which is the same as my friend Fire&Ice.
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