JerseyShoreMiamiBoston?

I don't knock people for what they enjoy. So if you're one of those people that say "Jersey Shore is my favorite show on tv"...its cool for you, but just not for me. The only problem that I have with the show is that the shows appearance and culture has seemed to have infected my hometown. Now, Boston is a fairly diverse city, or at least it was until it became super duper over saturated with the dance music, muscle bound douche bags, and bushi broad types that can be found on the MTV show Jersey Shore.

The worst part of this infection is that it is conquering the Boston nightlife. Don't get me wrong but, Boston has never been very original anyway. For instance, the DC area has go go music and Miami has booty bass music. But those cities still show diversity when it comes to the nightlife scene. The most painful part of this epidemic is that the Boston weekend is turning into either Jersey Shore Dance Sessions or corny college kids bouncing around with no self identity.

What happened to DJs playing an occasional dance hall set or hip hop set that consisted of more than just some Jay-Z songs. Nowadays you're lucky to even get a dancehall song in the mix...and don't even think about hip hop tracks (well other than the usual old school joints. and we all know them when we here them). Is it too much to ask for things to shake up a little bit? Not so much as a 4.0 on the Richter scale but can a brother get at least a good jiggle (u know? like when your washing machine has a bad leg and shakes when its on the spin cycle...yeah that kind of shake).

Obviously men are going to do what women influence them to do because a man's ultimate goal is to conquer as much vaginal territory as possible (or so I have heard). So does this mean that women are to blame for this recent plague that has taken my city by storm? After all, how many guys do you know that say "I love Jersey Shore" or "I want to marry Snookie"

**I hope I spelled her name correctly.

Women have apparently fallen into this "I want to be the girl on tv" stage. Which bothers me much because I thought that ended around the Kelly Kapowski era (or whatever adolescent children watched on tv). But now women really want to be Paris Hilton, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, or some female like that. In case none of you realized this, 2 of those women have sex tapes and the other one has a surgically implanted ass (or injected ass). Now, I don't know those women personally but if women want to be the girls who make sex tapes, how come I haven't made one yet?

**Just a thought

Society as a whole has thrown me for a loop on this one. Are we in the zone of "everything must be like what we see on tv"? Is the the era of "I want to have a relationship as seen on For the Love of Ray J or New York or whoever". Is this the dawn of "MTV & VH1 rule the USA"...........................

If so, just remember that THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

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