No One Woman Should Have All That Power

***Warning this may be my most vulgar post to date***
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POWER!

Women have it. Men want it (according to men)
Men have it. Women want it (according to women)

Yet, neither gender really knows what to do with it. Men have had "power" since the beginning of time. Yet, men are responsible for war, slavery, the Reagan Administration, Bush reelection, and pretty much everything bad that you could possibly think of. As a man, I must say that I am reluctant to admit this fact but, I am a realist. Men are some dumb, dominant, arrogant, greedy creatures. With that being said, it shouldn't come as a surprise to women that we chase so much tail. explination:

Dumb -- We always get caught cheating.
Dominant -- We tell women what they are going to do and expect them to do it.
Arrogant -- We tell females that they belong to us.
Greedy -- We still pursue more women even after we have a good one by our sides.

Relax fellas, I haven't gone Richard Simmons or Mario Cantone over here.

Hi ladies, this is the part where we all come to terms with your lack of proper execution with the "power" you'll have always had.

Woman have battled with men for equality for a very long time now. Some of the more noted battles are the right to vote and have the opportunity to work in the same positions as men. But the funny thing is that since the beginning of time (no, literally the beginning of time; see Adam & Eve), women have always had power over men and they have been horrible when it comes to doing the right thing with the greatest power of all.
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*******************PUSSY!

Women have had the ability to make men do any and everything that they want but somehow find a way to not use that power properly (and by properly I mean use it for good for all mankind). Now, there are some women out there who say pussy isn't power. If you believe that ladies then you should stick a Black Cat M-80 firecracker up your twat, light it on fire, let it explode, and then hang a "INTENTIONALLY OUT OF SERVICE'' sign on your granny panties. The reason that I say you should do that is because men will do anything for some legs. Men with big dicks just go by the creed "when in doubt...pull out", which means we will pull our cocks out asking for sex (and sometimes succeed that way.) Guys with small dicks (who aren't athletes, rock stars, or entertainers) will by a Ferrari or Porsche and offer you a night at a five star hotel downtown in your city (........and sometimes succeed that way).

"Why am I handing out this information?" you ask. It's to give proof of some of the stupid stuff that men will do for sex. But the better question is why do men have to do this stupid shit for sex? Because women do not handle "the promise land" properly.

Women say that men are sex crazed dogs, and at times we are. But this is only because we are not offered enough sex, and that's because women have come up with this idiotic idea to attach their main artery to the Vi-Jay-Jay.
*Note to women: if God wanted to link your heart and your twat together...he would've built you that way*
Seriously, I truly understand why women link the two. Some women think that if they hold out on sex or even offer it to a guy, then they have non-verbally explained to the man that they are interested in more than just a physical relationship. Now, even though I understand this...it does NOT mean that I agree with this "Scientology Sex Belief". --meaning it is not real

I believe that if more women were able to view sex the way that we do (which is strictly an un-timed visit to an adult playground) then the power would be be equal. But what if women are in fear of being labeled a slut for enjoying sex with multiple partners?
Hmmmm.....

*Way to go Sonny. You've manage to stump yourself in your own blog post*
...........Aha!! I got it!!

The answer to that question is: if all women were open to monogamy and treated their vagina less like a way to meet the Oracle in The Matrix, then no one would be a whore. EVER. Not even us guys.

But women don't want to relinquish their power over us. They like to be able to make a man do what they want, when they want, and how they want by threatening a man with sex or lack there of. Which is why I say that they use it improperly. Truthfully I think that any woman who uses sex as power over a man, must not be a woman of great character. What I mean by that is men don't give a shit about a woman saying "if you don't do this, then I am going to leave" but if a woman says "if you don't do this, then you wont get any sex for a month" men start to care a bit more.

So does that make it our fault as men for valuing sex so highly????

*See Sonny, you've stumped yourself again**
............Aha!! I got it, again!!

The answer to that question is: No. We have to value sex so highly in order to get it...because women value it so highly when it comes to giving us sex.

So what is the point of all of this...
If ladies loosened up the "pit bull holding onto a bone grip" that they have on their vaginas; then maybe, just maybe...men might not be such sex crazed dogs!